Look, after the website went viral, I received some questions about why I built this website with the foul language. One of the interviews I did made it clear that my language was intentional; I understand the language and tone likely put some people off. The kind of people put off by it would not be good match for him. I’m not saying that you HAVE to enjoy cursing, but Hank is not for the faint of heart or the easily-offended; Hank is a very offensive dog. He’s just RUDE.
My goal was not JUST to get him adopted – if it was, I could have played up his beautifully unique eyes, intelligence, happy-go-lucky goofiness, and complete loyalty – but the ultimate goal is a lifetime match.
I did embellish a bit for humor (it was not at a Red Bull factory but in an industrial area of Houston). Hank was clearly a spirited dog from the moment he leaped into the car, expecting a fabulous new adventure and wanting to be best friends.
Hank is home; Hank has always been home! We severed ties with the shitty animal rescue, which you can read about on HankArmy.com, and decided that we deserved to keep Hank living with us. <3
Understood. Looks like I’m going to have to keep finding stray animals and name them all Hank so I can update this website accordingly with their own bios. Even the females I find will be named Hank.
I know how to fucking keep my mouth shut. Shit, I’m not that stupid.
I’M AWARE. I originally built this site with the intention of embedded videos, and portrait mode worked best for that. The videos, however, killed my server so I had to offload them to YouTube, which makes everything landscape, and now everything is stupid. Thanks for rubbing it in how much I suck. I think I finally fixed the layout but if you have complaints about it, adopt Hank and tell him all about it.
Look, after the website went viral, I received some questions about why I built this website with the foul language. One of the interviews I did made it clear that my language was intentional; I understand the language and tone likely put some people off. The kind of people put off by it would not be good match for him. I’m not saying that you HAVE to enjoy cursing, but Hank is not for the faint of heart or the easily-offended; Hank is a very offensive dog. He’s just RUDE.
My goal is not JUST to get him adopted – if it was, I could have played up his beautifully unique eyes, intelligence, happy-go-lucky goofiness, and complete loyalty – but the ultimate goal is a lifetime match.
I did embellish a bit for humor (it was not at a Red Bull factory but in an industrial area of Houston). Hank was clearly a spirited dog from the moment he leaped into the car, expecting a fabulous new adventure and wanting to be best friends.
No. I will update this site with any potential news regarding Hank. At this point, the shelter has received applications on him and they’re vetting applicants, but continuing to accept applications.
No final decisions have been made yet, PLUS Hank would need time to settle in with a potential adopter on a trial basis, so please don’t let his popularity and stardom discourage you. Go ahead and apply.
We know there is the perfect family out there who can give Hank the life he deserves. Right now, I have the freedom to spend a lot of time with him, which he craves, and I’m perfectly fine with the situation while we wait for Hank’s perfect family to find him.
Understood. Looks like I’m going to have to keep finding stray animals and name them all Hank so I can update this website accordingly with their own bios. Even the females I find will be named Hank.
I know how to fucking keep my mouth shut. Shit, I’m not that stupid.
I’M AWARE. I originally built this site with the intention of embedded videos, and portrait mode worked best for that. The videos, however, killed my server so I had to offload them to YouTube, which makes everything landscape, and now everything is stupid. Thanks for rubbing it in how much I suck. I think I finally fixed the layout but if you have complaints about it, adopt Hank and tell him all about it.
